The Imaginary Reality of Gab Bonesso: Hashtag Confessions (Non-Twitter Related Ramblings)

I’ve done too much research on Max Adler. #GLEEbully

Today, I watched a grandmother throw a plastic ball at the back of her grandchild’s head (by accident, sort of) and then deny any/all involvement once the kid curled into a fetal ball grabbing his skull screaming, “Hurt. Head. Head. Hurt.” repeatedly. #shitmy63yearoldneighbordoes

The above story is the funniest thing that I have ever seen in my life. #satan

I stopped paying my bills. #recession

My handwriting is atrocious. I write in, like, what? 36 size font? 48, even? The style is described as: Times New Serial Killer. #fonthumor

I type in 18 size font. I used to use Courier New and then moved onto Garamond. I admit to having used Comic Sans for a good three to seven year period. Oh, and one summer when I was 15, I only used Wingdings. But I used to be a real asshole. #fonthumor

I either want to become an anorexic or a mother. I have a serious need for control. #happymothersday

I am a horrible “people pleaser”. I just can’t say, “no”. Nancy Reagan would be so disappointed in me. #justsayno

I think that I would make a grand prostitute. #neversayno

I liked Tom Hanks before he won all of his Oscars. #uppity

I feel closer to Television sitcoms than I do towards people. #sociopath

I bite my fingernails. #sociopath

I’m sort of a mix of Scout and Boo. #tokillamockingbird

That's all that I am going to write today. #lazy