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Welcome Friends, Foes and Ma -

To...

The Imaginary Reality of me (Gab Bonesso).

I needed a new space to talk about outer space and life and Mrs. Palfrey that was not my official website: GABBONESSO.COM .

Apparently, a "booking agent" from "Manhattan" was looking into "representing" me, but when he came across my website: GABBONESSO.COM he read my "former" blog and assumed that I was an imaginary character like Phineas (the shark) and Sarah Palfrey (of the Claremont). So he contacted a different comedian thinking I was a figment of their imagination. That comedian, RICHARD LEWIS, informed him that I was also a real comedian. However, the issue of my "mental state" was also brought up to which Mr. Lewis said, "she's no crazier than me" and that was it. The booking agent disappeared into the urban jungle, Mr. Lewis went back to his air conditioned house in Los Angeles and I crawled into my bedroom (formerly my "childhood bedroom"), grabbed a bottle of absinthe and listened to Phineas (the shark) play our "player piano". The song? "One" from a Chorus Line.*

Why am I telling you this?

Oh my God. Seriously. Why am I telling you this? How is this anecdote going to get me an agent?

Well, regardless, that is the reason why I have been forced to start a new, separate blog away from my website.

I'm still figuring out the format and what not... This is my first blog that Neal Rosenblat did not start for me.

I'm growing up, Neal... You stupid booger-face!

Anyway, I wanted to tell you all about a great night of theater that is taking place in Pittsburgh tomorrow night. It's called: "World Theater Day" and it's part of Bricolage's (937 Penn Avenue) "Fifth Wall" series.

Per the Evite on Facebook:

Bricolage, in conjunction with actors Mark Staley and Rich Venezia, is proud to present World Theatre Day: Conflict and Resolution on Sunday March 27, 2011 at 7:30pm. This program is being presented as part of Bricolage’s new Fifth Wall program, which aims to break the boundaries between storytelling and current events.

The event is FREE. To reserve tickets email: tami@webbricolage.org

In other news, we lost a true movie star this week with the death of Elizabeth Taylor. I was surprised at how badly I took the news. Taylor's performance in the film version of Edward Albee's "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" was the single reason why I became a performer. God speed, Elizabeth. Give a kiss to Dick for me!




Finally,
Find me on Twitter: HERE
Find me on Facebook: HERE
Watch me on "the youtubes": HERE

Please and thank you.

Your pal,

Gab


*Note: Gab Bonesso does not know the proper usage of quotation marks.